As of noon today you can expect nearly all of the world's net traffic to be carried by Aquinas. 'We're grateful to the NSA and the Hague Commission on Secure Communications for trusting Page Industries with the responsibility for this technological milestone. 'Aquinas is the result of over five hundred man-years of effort on the part of some of the most talented and driven people in the industry,' Page said at the conference. 'At a lavish press conference today attended by mainstream and technical media alike, Bob Page unveiled Page Industries (NASDAQ:PAGI) newest technological achievement, 'Aquinas.' Rumored to have been in development for almost five years at a cost of over a billion credits, Aquinas is a seamless, transparent replacement for the current patch of Net protocols that promises to radically expand bandwidth without the need for new hardware.
Thomas Aquinas, a personal icon, worked his entire life to ease such terrible pain. 'When I was in New York recently, the suffering that I saw on the streets was unconscionable. Soon that city will be a reality, and we will be crowned its kings. 'Aquinas spoke of the mythical City on the Hill.
